Dawniefer

Dawniefer

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Endeavors by Dawniefer

I'll Prank Call someone for a joke for $10

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Who knows, maybe you want your best friend to think they won a prize. Does your ex know you've been struck by lightning? Are your parents aware of your straight As? Does your husband know about your selfless charity work? Does that pretty girl know about your new Lamborghini? Does your boss know about your monthly medical procedure? etc. I will call them on your behalf and spill the beans (subtly and professionally). It's your call.

I'll Make an Excuse for you for $10

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I hate to say it but I'm an excellent, experienced liar. I will do whatever it takes to get you out of anything! I can pretend to be your former employer and lie about how experienced and motivated you are. I can be your customer and lie about the great service you have. I can be a secretary at your doctor's office and get you that extra day off. I can be your probation officer and get you out of trouble for that extra day off.